It’s that day, the one where it becomes the thing to tell your mother how much she means to you.
I think it’s kind of a load of crap.
If you love your mother, the woman who put up with your shit, cleaned up your shit, got pissed on,vomited on, spent countless nights staying up with you because…
i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant